cnnbreaking:

when you are so desperate you go to the second page of google results

(Source: cnnbreakingofficial, via fandoms-are-with-you-always)

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the-barricade-girl:

oh sweet jesus

oh sour jesus

oh BBQ jesus

oh cool ranch jesus

oh doritos locos tacos jesus

(via whatsacanada)

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• me at school: omg when i get home i've got to do loads of shit like finish that project and read that book omg i need to review for that test too omg so much to do
• me at home:

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lndoors:

gir L S„., weAER sHortS???? In SuMMER?????.„,.  nO „„, BaD,. , too Porno gRaphic „ m i g/ht distraCt boys„ , . mus T punISh girls„,. how Dare thEy have lEGs., .????

(Source: netflixer, via high-on-infinity)

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dracosferret:

[FIRE CANNOT KILL A DRAGON] i shout as my shower decides to burn hotter than the surface of the sun. 

(via a-spider)

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